Monday, February 22, 2010

Women are COMPLICATED.

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes . Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ … that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
(8) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying FUCK YOU!
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to 3

9 comments:

Neuroscientist 1: KMG said...

HILARIOUS!! I use these on a daily basis

Olithabo said...

hahaha. . .funny but sounds true! I like the explanations you give, but what makes it realy hard to understand them is their tendency of faiiling to be plain in speech! I mean, watz with the riddles. We can't read between the lines.

keShia* said...

haha like i said, women are COMPLICATED.

GLOBEINFO said...

Its so interesting that you impart these tips to us. How about the way you look at....are there any different meaning for it?

keShia* said...

globeinfo: I'm not as volatile as some women are.. and I'm pretty straightforward (I hope, u can ask my boyfriend!).

But I sometimes say "NOTHING" but really mean: "YES of course there's something you moron but if you can't figure it out then you don't deserve to know anyway".

Hehe.

Do you have problems with women who say these things and mean smth else? :)

GLOBEINFO said...

Not really a problem...I understand that its the way how you express your feelings and emotions.

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The nitty-gritty tales of a housewife said...

LOL! g-a-l!you are so w-i-c-k-e-d! you shouldn't have revealed the MYSTERY around us! Alas! that is what makes us a special BREED *cough* hehehehe

keShia* said...

globeinfo: yea i checked it out but only 2 posts so far :) keep it up! the world can always be greener :)

kareem: hehe yes we are complicated but we are also irresistible! :D

Tooba Syed said...

No # 8 hits the nail in the head!