slow bugger because it's still going through puberty!
I remember I had like a second puberty when I was 18. I lost all (or rather more) my baby fat, grew MORE boobs (this I don't mind), and the middle region of my body shrunk to form a waist! Amazing!
Now that I have the body type of a woman, my skin doesn't seem to be keeping up with the times.
I still get massive break outs and my oily skin has never been more active in producing oil!
Like my dad told me, "If the oil on your skin was sellable fuel for cars, WE'D BE RICH!"
Notice how he said "we" instead of "you'd be rich"?
That's right. I'll have SO much money that even my family will be rich. Yah, don't needa have a HNWI boyfriend anymore. Just sell the oil off my face -____-
Also let me elaborate and gross everybody out, KEKEKEKE
My pimples are not the tiny little dots of puss that emerge from only the epidermal layer of your derm in general. My pimples resemble freaking BOILS.
No, not the disgusting pulsating kinds that threated to pop and spew in your face (kakakaka)
But the deeeeeeeep, rumbling volcanic type that never really surface.
It doesn't even show signs of (how D puts it) "harvesting" (HAHAHA EW)!
It just rumbles and slowly (but surely!) grows.
OF COURSE, I medicate it with super strong pimple gel (which works uh-may-zing for the smaller, more normal zits), but even the super powered acne gel is no match for these face volcanoes!
Seriously, if I'm forced to grow up, wear a suit, work at a desk, get paid every month, pay off bills right after, get heat rashes from wearing tailored pants (fml)--
MY SKIN NEEDS TO GET WITH THE PROGRAM ALREADY!