Monday, March 02, 2015

This Cat

There's a definite pendulum effect when it comes to my affection for Dippy.

I hate her but I love her.

I love her because she's fucking cute. I mean that face could really melt anyone's heart, and that bitch is a master manipulator. She can cuddle and nuzzle against you as if she really loves you so that you'll give her anything she wants, but once she gets it, you're nobody to her.

That brings me to why I hate her.

Because she's fucking cute and is a master manipulator! Also, she leaves her fur everywhere and is such a smelly poopy cat. Also, when she's upset, she's so destructive. She's vindicating and can hold a grudge longer than my mother can.

But this face.


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