Sunday, February 07, 2010

Berry Mania

HELLO

Everyone should go get themselves a Blackberry.
No other handset will satisfy you.
NO, not even the iPhone.

iPhones are for sissies. Blackberries are for REAL people.
We type better. In fact, we look COOL while typing. It's hot.
iPhoneys need to touch touch touch. Forever correcting what they typed hahah!
You poor girls (with pretty manicured fingernails) have to tilt your fingers at an angle to touch type a msg out hehehehe

Another thing! We have the awesomeness that is the Blackberry Messenger (In short "The BBM). It's even better than MSN or Yahoo or whatever IM you're using right now.
Not only is it FREE, it's super exclusive.
ONLY Berries have it, and only Berriers can use it :D

You wanna say iPhones got apps?
We have'em too! :D ...and more. Like those stock market stuffs? Yea. Sexy.

You wanna say iPhone got better camera?
NO LAH WHO TELL YOU WAN.

You wanna say iPhone look cooler?
NO LAH WHO TELL YOU WAN.

You wanna say iPhone got better OS?
NONSENSE. Berry's OS is so much more efficient.

You wanna say iPhone got shoiny surface?
BERRIES ARE TOUGH WITH SEXXEH LEATHER BACKINGS OK!
Also, have you seeeen the WHITE coloured Bold?
It's sex in a phone, man.

And by the way, have you seen how incredibly adorable a blinged up berry is?
IT'S COMPLETELY ADORABLE OK! 

Why bother with an overpriced touch screen?
Blackberries are way awesome.
But if you insist, Berries also have touch screen models.
Even better, it clicks! YA! It clicks!
So cool can die.

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I have many friends using the iPhone.
I might have stepped on some toes here eeheehee :D

BUT!
Once you go black, you NEVER go back.
word.



6 comments:

lovelia said...

I have sprint right now, and oh wow, does it suck. I'm getting ready to switch companies to at&t, I think? I've been wanting a blackberry for awhile, at&t has them, right?

shereen said...

=/
but iphone is fun! =P

Joanne, Zuo-en said...

heehee... its the first time i hear those stock market stuff = sexy.. my dear pushing it a bit aren't you?? :P

iphone ROCKS!! we can turn/scroll pages with a sweep!!

keShia* said...

lovelia: hello :) well i'm not sure if at&t has them. i'm not from america, so i'm not very familiar with the telephone lines over on that side of the world. but i do know tmobile has them tho :)

shereen: chee woh ask me say "YOU DON'T TALK SO MUCH, your iPhone also abit cacat one right??" HAHAHA.

jojo: HEHE yes, stock brokers are sexxeh! hahaha! alarrr, you know all these bantering are in good humour :) i don't REALLY mean it hee hee.. today i played with leon's iPhone! the game kills ants! way cool! :D

tetratrax said...

yea i like the Blackberry. I used to have one before i lost it down the storm drain in AZ. Sad memories man...

keShia* said...

tetratrax: INTO A STORM DRAIN??? ouch :( my condolences. it's a REALLY good phone :( did u get a new one?