CHEAP.

Do you know what makes a cheap drunk?
Or an all round El Cheapo in general?

This is the kind of person who'd tag along for any free meal or drink
EVEN if he doesn't like the host.

This is the kind of person who takes advantage of an occasion
AND drinks like there's no tomorrow (not at his expense, of course).

This is the kind of person who takes too much at a buffet
and thereafter complain about how the food isn't good

This is the kind of person who comes to your party
and turns it all around to make it about him.

This is the kind of person who drinks too much
at another guy's stag party.

This is the kind of person who gets high
after only 2 glasses of whimpy beer

This is the kind of person who gets madly drunk
and pours out his emotional heart and soul at your sweet sixteen.

I HATE EL CHEAPOS!!!! >:(